words that should be words and aren't

actually the title might be lying a little. this will not just be words that should be words and aren't, but a bunch of random things that should be things and aren't, and also things that ARE and shouldn't be.

alivition-named after me of course, this is when the last letter of a word and the first letter of the next word are the same. example: i lovE Elephants.

scvert- a way of moving thats a walk, crossed with a scoot, crossed with a vert, with a dash of running. 

deasness- death basically. my little brother came up with this one and im starting to like it. most commonly used in this way: "and i will smack your face to deasness and you die."

way stuck- we can all use this one. its when youre a. super annoyed b. super bored c. super confused d. super tired or e. super close to death. basically, youre stuck, but not just stuck WAY stuck.

ninche- a form of hand to hand combat, usually involving a lot of screaming and laughing, and sometimes actual pain.

foots- plural of feet obviously. 

stuffs- plural of stuff obviously.

sleeps- sleep.

lhoate- love and hate, mixed together. we have all felt this....

scathc- its a scratch, but its not.

moving on to things that are and should not be.

flip flops. ok so who came up with this? sure theyre easy to slip on and off and wear to the beach and such, but they ARE NOT COMFORTABLE.such a weird feeling, those flip flops. *cringe* 

the word "like". it doesnt do justice to ANYTHING that you may feel affection for. 

olives. ugh... 

chocolate milk. i know, i know, VERY unpopular opinion, but its weird.

uncomfortable jeans. they should not be allowed to be a thing. im not sure why jeans are the worst uncomfortable clothing article i thought of, but there you are.

uncomfortable anything.

golf. no, just no.

curling. actually, no thats fun to watch. scratch that.

the word "jealousy". there are so many emotions wrapped up in what we call jealousy, that just that word cant do it justice. 

the word "sad". again, so many different emotions that a three-letter word just doesnt cut it. 

uncomfortable mattresses, they're the worst. 

those nights when youre hot, then youre cold, and you cant sleep.

thats all i can think of for now, but ill probably be back when i think of something else to talk about.